Episodes

Wednesday Jul 20, 2011
Captain R.I.H. and the not so Game Masters
Wednesday Jul 20, 2011
Wednesday Jul 20, 2011
Eric finally watches Scott Pilgrim V. the World, we drink as usual and talk A LOT about video games. This is Part 0ne of Two.

Saturday Jun 18, 2011
Ripped In Half Ep 11 To Catch A Brownie Basher
Saturday Jun 18, 2011
Saturday Jun 18, 2011
Getting shit done. A new RIH for you Ripped In Half Ep 11 To Catch A Brownie Basher Steve and Jay are going to hell for this one. Eric fell asleep so we had to make do w/o him. We had Steve's son Anthony w/ us, although, you don't hear him say much. Must've been shock of seeing what his daddy does, i guess. Audio Issues. We talk Hangover 2 *SPOILER ALERTS*. Zombies ate my neighbors talk that drifts to us to the end. Something about cheese cake.

Tuesday Jun 14, 2011
Ripped In Half Ep 10 Silly Mooks
Tuesday Jun 14, 2011
Tuesday Jun 14, 2011
Damn its been a month. Well summer is here and we're all back to work. Enjoy Ripped In Half Ep 10 Silly Mooks Mook planet. Beautiful Bulimic Sisters. That's crazy. Steve's lonely man titty app. Joelle POV and angry emodicons. "Be quite guys! Im trying to use the phone!," Silly nights. Its dead. Our rodent problem solved. Eric cries over lost button. Disney oil spill. Movie magic. Strange epiphany about the show. Falls under creep.

Sunday May 15, 2011
Ripped In Half Ep 9 The Drive-In Code
Sunday May 15, 2011
Sunday May 15, 2011
Anyone want to cut these podcasts and write show notes for me? I can pay you in Trident Layers. Ripped In Half Ep 9 The Drive-In Code Mr. Clean 2012. Certified Atheist. Eating Bunnies w/ a side of AID. Movie Minute. Sugar wood chips. The history of ketchup and Steve doesnt eat it. Don't mess w/ Adam We. RIH Pet store. Photshop snake. Some LOST stuff.

Monday Apr 25, 2011
Ripped In Half Ep 8 Epicac Jack Shack
Monday Apr 25, 2011
Monday Apr 25, 2011
Ep8 why? One more up and Jason is still behind. We need someone to do this for us, or we just need to be consistently funny. That way no editing would be necessary. Ripped In Half Ep 8 Ipecac Jack Shack Russian alcoholic scam. Eric visits a sex shop. Steve's glamorous former job jerking dudes in ball stalls. The dyke Jolie over post surgery Jolie. I love pillow. NipTuck convention. I shit on your opinion. Cat Shit One. Its not war of the button. Eric and Steve talk anime for 15-20mins.

Saturday Apr 16, 2011
Ripped In Half Ep 7 Brought to You By GROOVY
Saturday Apr 16, 2011
Saturday Apr 16, 2011
Two down one more to go to be all caught up. Eric is all alone in twittersphere send him a shout out @rippedinhalf Ripped In Half Episode 7 Brought to You By GROOVY Opening for Ellen. Don't cum on my hair. I like that one episode. Cough out SARS. Too fat to Run. What is that a parody of? Chilli, pee snowballs, biscuits, gravy, and giant chicken for breakfast. We are not rich. Human Ladder. A true Glee party.

Tuesday Apr 12, 2011
Ripped In Half Episode 6 We Dont Know BatSh8
Tuesday Apr 12, 2011
Tuesday Apr 12, 2011
We are back again! Ep6! Who would of thought? We're actually backed up with extras, scrapped shows, and real shows. Jason should catch up this week, so expect two more episode to go up before Sunday. Episode 6 We Don't Know BatSh8 Evil shenanigans. Where did those ping pong balls go Steve. Jasons 100% accurate Wikki entry. Out of Controll Coulier. Why do you have two copies of Broke Back. Ill bang her for a finger up my ass. Selena Gomez unregistered sex offender. Late Batman information. Listen before you kill yourself.

Thursday Mar 24, 2011
Ripped in Half Episode 5 - The Mouse and The Selfish Homophobes
Thursday Mar 24, 2011
Thursday Mar 24, 2011
Welcome back. Thanks to for sticking with us. It's been a couple weeks but we are back. Thank you all who don't write tweet or rate the show. We're not sure if we're ready for all that yet. RIH Ep5 The Mouse and The Selfish Homophobes Eric's douche mobile ass and twat wash *coupon code RIH* Free pass. Alien separatism. Fart burps in a Jar. Uncle Ben wants you......to roll the window down. How to save a life with blow jobs.......call Eric.

Monday Mar 21, 2011
Ripped in Half Episode 5 Extra - Steve's handy-capable vendetta
Monday Mar 21, 2011
Monday Mar 21, 2011
Another cutting room floor bonus pod. This was a segment we couldn't fit on or upcoming podcast. Its like 12 minutes or so. It didnt make the show, but we thought it was too good to waste. Ripped in Half Episode 5 Extra Steve continues his rage against the fat and handicapped. He also shows Eric and Jason that having no thumbs is a livable lifestyle.

Monday Mar 07, 2011
Ripped in Half Episode 4 - Eric feat. Ripped In Half
Monday Mar 07, 2011
Monday Mar 07, 2011
We'd like to introduce our new co host Eric. This is Eric's audition tape. Let us know what you think of him. If no one likes him then yup he's gone. Fuck that guy. RIH EP4 Eric joins the cast. Steve gets bogged down. Dead air makes gay gingers. Reality shows are fake. Jason cant shit riff. How to train your sticky dragon. Your mexican flotation device. Turtle power.