Ripped In Half

Tonight for 1Star Films we torture ourselves with the horrendous Jurassic Park knock-off, Carnosaurs. This film is choppy, has no direction, makes no sence, and is painfuly slow. But hey, we try.

Lil Wayne, StarCraft, Bitching at Work, Steve gets a Hard Drive, Goldblum plays with dinosaures, T2:3D, Gaurdians of the MacGuffins, Batman and Harley, The Dark Towers, American Gods, and other ramblings...

What do you do after you try to kill you brother only to find out 28 years later he's still alive, raised by wolves, and stands to inherit 30 million dollars? 1Star Films' investigative team, Christopher Lloyd and Howie Mandel, on-scene reporter Cloris Leachman, and weather girl Amy Steel dive deep into this mystery to find out. Are your children safe? The answer may shock you!

A solid 2 out of 5 for this jungle book/ Jungle to Jungle/ Old Yeller Docu-Drama.

It's a short show: Michael Trapson, High on the Inside, Muppet Monster Movie Mix, Comic-con bound, Stah Wahs bahtah Fiehd Duece, The Fast and the Deliriouse, The End???

We Have Plans so we make a short episode, Bwaking the law, Happy Jason, Robert Downey Doolittle, Matrix Reboot, AOL and the Matrix, Captain Underpants, Justice League, Spiderman Homecoming, Better call Saul, IT.

Power Rangers, Steve's Trip for Trump, Ghosts and Boogie-men and James Baker Oh My, The Mattress Scam, Guest Doug Gleason, Movie topics, A lot of random talks, a word from Alister, Show ends on a down side.

It Takes Two, a painful family film to sit through. Staring Bob Saget's bitches, an unexplainably hot 90s Kristie Alley, and the fan favorite Goot. We rate this film 1 tit. It's not all Goot.

Braking computer stuff, The Stand-up Bum, Asian Intrapreneur, Alex Mac, Deadpool in Logan, We Talk Logan *SPOILERS*, Steve's HUGE complaintes about Logan.

All Qaeda in the Family, Married with ISIS, Jason at Work, Jason's Punny Stickers, Pot Shop Theft, Hair Care, Birth of a Kitty, Battlefield For Honor, Ghost Rider and the Spirit of Easter, Lago Batmin, Nightwing film and Bat-Director, Stah Wahs, and More.

Eric Guests on the show, Opening Wedges Wounds, Back Stage Wiki, The Cheese-man Comith, For Honor, Winning With Wine, Random Work Dicks, Eric Gets Beaten by an Air Bag, Zombie Survival, Mel Gibson for SS?, No Director for The Bat, Bangarang, Teen Titans: The Judas Contract, Star Wars: The Love The Hate.